Join us if you…
☼ Like pirates.
☼ Agree that what happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
☼ Would like a personal Amsterdam canal cruise.
☼ Enjoy a happy, true local skipper and hostess.
☼ Prefer to hear yourself think, thanks to our noise-free 100% electric boat.
☼ Like to wave to less fortunate tourists from our luxurious lounge deck.
Don’t join us if you…
☼ Like a robot guided tour.
☼ Like a to be treated as a number.
☼ Don’t want any drinks available.
☼ Like old grumpy captains.
☼ Don’t want to learn about Amsterdam.
☼ Love tourist traps.
Cruises Start: 11 a.m.
Frequency: Every 15/20 minutes
Last Boat: 7 p.m.
NOTE: Times are estimated times, see why on our FAQ. Please call or message on your booked day for the updates.