Join us on the ultimute Amsterdam Canal cruise experience
We strive to give you, your friends and family the ultimate Amsterdam canal cruise experience. Check out the video below to catch a glimpse of the experience that awaits.
Join us if you…
☼ Like pirates.
☼ Agree that what happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
☼ Would like a personal Amsterdam canal cruise.
☼ Enjoy a happy, true local skipper and hostess.
☼ Prefer to hear yourself think, thanks to our noise-free 100% electric boat.
☼ Like to wave to less fortunate tourists from our luxurious lounge deck.
Don’t join us if you…
☼ Like a robot guided tour.
☼ Like a to be treated as a number.
☼ Don’t want any drinks available.
☼ Like old grumpy captains.
☼ Don’t want to learn about Amsterdam.
☼ Love tourist traps.
When can you take our Amsterdam canal cruise
Cruises Start: 11 a.m.
Frequency: Every 15/20 minutes
Last Boat: 7 p.m.
NOTE: Times are estimated times, see why on our FAQ. Please call or message on your booked day for updates on your Amsterdam canal cruise.